Matrix Falling Code Effect
1.Copy and paste the code given below in Notepad and save the file as "Matrix.bat" or *.bat.

Quote:
@echo off
color 02
:tricks
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%r andom%%random%
goto tricks




Make Your Keyboard Type (Any) Message Continuously-VBS Trick
2.This VBS trick can make any of your friend's keyboard type any message continuously. Open Notepad, copy the code given below and save the file as Tricks.vbs or *.vbs.

Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "This is a Virus. You have been infected."
loop

You might need to restart your computer to stop this. Send this file to your friends as an email attachment to see the fun.


Create a Harmless Funny Virus with Notepad-Continuously eject CD/DVD drives
3.This VBS trick will create a code which will continuously eject all your connected Optical drives. If you put them back in, it will pop them out again. Copy this code and paste it in Notepad as Virus.vbs or *.vbs.


Quote:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Double click to open this file and you will be impressed by this awesome trick.


Make a Personal Diary(Log) with Notepad (Easter Eggs)
4.Write .LOG in the first line >> Save the File and close it.
When you open this file again, you will see the current date and time and you can enter your activities there to keep a Log of what you have done at what time. You can save this file as a Diary! You can press F5 to refresh and get the current time.


Shut Down the Computer
5.Save the File as AnyName.bat
When you will open this file, your Computer will Shut down on its own after showing the message in it.

Quote:
@echo off
msg * I am tired.
shutdown -c “So, Bye Bye” -s

Open Notepad Continuously
6.Save the File as AnyName.bat
When you try to open this file, Multiple Notepad Windows will keep opening up.

Quote:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top


Make your Computer Talk
7.Steps

*.Open Notepad.
*.Copy and paste the exact code given below.

Quote:
Dim Message, Speak
Message=InputBox("Enter text","Speak")
Set Speak=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
Speak.Speak Message

*. Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Speak.vbs or "*.vbs".
*. Double click on the saved file, a window will open like the one in the image. Enter some text in enter text column and click OK.

Now your Computer will speak / talk what you typed in Step 4. Try it yourself.

Windows Compatibility: This VBS file can be executed on all versions of Windows including Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7.

Cool Keyboard Tricks (Windows) : Make a Disco
8.Keyboards usually have small LED's which indicate whether different types of locks are activated or not. Here is a trick to use the lights of your keyboard in a more creative manner in Windows.

This trick uses a simple Visual basic script which when activated makes your scroll lock, caps lock and num locks LED's flash in a cool rhythmic way which gives the perception of a live disco on your keyboard.

copy paste
Save the file as Disco.vbs or "*.vbs".

Quote:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop

Double click on the Saved file to see the LED lights on your keyboard go crazy and make your own cool disco.

This trick has been tested on Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 and found to be working perfectly.

You can disable the keyboard disco by starting Task Manager and ending the wscript.exe process.



ENJOY



UPDATE


1.Test Your Anti-Virus
You can also test your anti virus program for its effectiveness using a simple notepad trick. Follow the steps below to know more:

Open Notepad.
Copy the code give below in the notepad file:

Quote:
X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
Save it with an .exe extension like testvirus.exe

As soon as you save this file, your anti virus program will detect the file (virus) immediately and will attempt to delete it. If this happens then your Antivirus is working properly. If not, then its time to look for some other reliable program.

2.Constantly Repeat Messages
Using this notepad trick you can annoy anyone and can actually force them to log off or leave the computer (LOL….). This notepad trick will create an infinite cycle of a message in the computer. Follow the steps to know more:

Open Notepad.
Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Quote:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

Save the file with any file name but with .bat as extension and close it. For eg. Freakymessage.bat

After saving the file just open it (by double clicking) and see what happens.
Pssstttt……. You can piss of your friends by sending it as an email attachment asking them to try it out !


3.Hit Enter Key Continuously

Open Notepad.
Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

Save the file with any name and .vbs extension and close it.
Now open the newly created file and see how the enter key behaves!


4.Hit Backspace Key Continuously

Open Notepad.
Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Quote:
MsgBox “Lets Rumble”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.
Now open the newly created file and see how the key behaves!

note : In order to end the vbs script (stop continuous key presses), open task manager and end the wscript.exe process as shown in image below.



5.Slowly Type Messages
This one is my favorite. Completely harmless trick and perfect for playing pranks on one’s friends. This trick can really freak out anyone! Follow the below mentioned steps to perform this trick:


Open Notepad.
Paste the following code in the notepad file:

Quote:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run “notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate “Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “lo ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “, ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “re ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “? ”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys “s! “

Save the file with any name and with .vbs extension and close it.

Now open the file and see how freakishly slow the messages appear!
NOTE: In order to stop it. Follow the “Note” given in 4th Trick.

6.Terminate frozen programs in a second
You may have a chance to face a problem that “program not responding” error, while loading lot of data in windows.

It will usually take 5-10 minutes to recover automatically or you will close it by pressing ctrl+alt+del

Here comes the easiest way to solve this problem in a seconds

Type the following code in notepad :-

Quote:
@echo off
taskkill.exe /f /fi “status eq not responding”
exit

save it as “terminator.bat”

when u come across the same problem again, just HIT the file that you have created.

7) Notepad virus
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:

Quote:
@echo off
:E
start cmd.exe
start calc.exe


Save It As .bat.


8)Virus Joke
Open NotePad And Write This:
Code:

Quote:
start
start
start
start
@echo off
msg ' [your text here] example msg ' We Hack So What?
msg ' [your text here] example msg ' Hahahahahaha.
shutdown -s -t 50 -c "your text here" example shutdown -s -t 50 -c "The Pc Gonna Exploded In 50 Sec"


Save It As .bat


If You wait 50 sec, your pc gonna restart..
But..

Start-->Run. Now Write shutdown -a
It Stops The Restart...